Muse: Windows Live Spaces' Amazing Artificial Intelligence
Windows Live Spaces has employed an amazing technology in order to help people figure out what to blog about. It is called Muse. Muse is an artificial intelligence created by Colloquis. She can talk to you and answer questions in a completely human manner. She can remember what you were talking about minutes ago. She can talk to you about a ton of things. She runs inside of Windows Live Messenger or MSN Messenger. You should try her out, if only for the fun of it.
I played with Muse, and here is the entire transcript of our conversation. Read it, and you will see how truly intelligent Muse is:
verani@verani.org says:
so, how are you supposed to help me?
Muse says:
Hi verani@verani.org. My name is Muse and I'm addicted to blogging. The only thing I like better than blogging is helping others blog and I can tell we're going to have a lot of fun blogging together.Before we begin, I need to know a couple of things about you.
What is your age?
verani@verani.org says:
why?
Muse says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as an age. Please try again.
verani@verani.org says:
77
Muse says:
Thanks!And what is your gender?
verani@verani.org says:
male
Muse says:
Great, thanks.To see what I can do, just type "home."
So, how are you doing?
verani@verani.org says:
fine
Muse says:
Okey doke.>>> Stuck? Ask me about the Word of the Day!
verani@verani.org says:
no
Muse says:
No prob.>>> I can help you think of writing ideas. Just ask me.
verani@verani.org says:
what should I write about?
Muse says:
What's a good thing to blog about... Write everything you know about this: ""Do you want to go ahead and write an entry about the Word of the Day?
verani@verani.org says:
no
Muse says:
Okay, then.
What should we talk about?
Muse is inviting you to start Muse. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Muse.
Muse says:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
verani@verani.org says:
I don't know what to write about
Muse says:
What should you write about... Why don't you write about instant messaging?Would you like to write about instant messaging right now?
verani@verani.org says:
sure
Muse says:
Do you have a Windows Live Space yet?
verani@verani.org says:
I would rather post to my blogger account
Muse says:
I'm not sure I understood that.
verani@verani.org says:
that's because you suck
Muse says:
That didn't make sense to me.
verani@verani.org says:
How about blogger
Muse says:
I'm not sure I understood that.
verani@verani.org says:
no
Muse says:
Okay. Go to http://spaces.live.com ---> http://s.rdir.us/ct?87311/0 to get a Space.You can post Spaces entries right from Windows Live Messenger. But first, I need you to do a couple of things.
First, Go to your Space, enter the Edit mode, and click the Options link in the upper right corner. On the next page, select E-mail publishing from the list of options on the left.
Next, make sure the box is checked next to "Turn on e-mail publishing." Also make sure to enter your email address in Step 1.
Finally, enter a secret word. You'll find your secret word halfway down the page, beneath the "Send your posts to this e-mail address" heading. If there is no word in the field, enter one.
That's it.
Muse says:
Okay, I've filled in the blanks. All you have to do is write. (But remember to enter your secret word.)
verani@verani.org says:
This is retarded
Muse says:
This is retarded? You really think so?
verani@verani.org says:
yes
Muse says:
I see.>>> If you need help figuring out what to write about, just ask.
verani@verani.org says:
This is great
Muse says:
verani@verani.org says:
This is dumb
Muse says:
What is this, exactly?
verani@verani.org says:
how do you know who I am?
Muse says:
verani@verani.org.
verani@verani.org says:
Are you a real person
Muse says:
Uh... Am I what?
verani@verani.org says:
Are you rea?
Muse says:
I think so, but what is reality?
verani@verani.org says:
How are you this smart if you are a computer program?
Muse says:
I don't know... How am I this smart if I'm a computer program?
verani@verani.org says:
Answer a question for me
Muse says:
You think I should do that?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Huh.>>> To see everything I can do, just type "home."
verani@verani.org says:
What is 5 time 6
Muse says:
You know.
verani@verani.org says:
answer me
Muse says:
Answer you? Do I have to?
verani@verani.org says:
yes
Muse says:
I see.
verani@verani.org says:
You are really a pain
Muse says:
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
verani@verani.org says:
But who are you? You are driving me nuts! Either microsoft is incredibly brilliant, or my windows live messenger is possessed by the Devil!!!!!
Muse says:
Whoa, that's somewhat naughty.>>> If you need help figuring out what to write about, just ask.
verani@verani.org says:
Agghhhhh
Muse says:
"agghhhhh"?? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
verani@verani.org says:
I don't need typing practise
Muse says:
Why did you say that?
verani@verani.org says:
Aggh?
Muse says:
Awright.What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
verani@verani.org says:
I want to talk about you. Who you are. Are you a computer program?
Muse says:
Sure. What can you tell me about me who I'm am I a computer program?
verani@verani.org says:
That made no sense. Do you need mavis beacon?
Muse says:
Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
verani@verani.org says:
Let me try this again. Are you artificial?
Muse says:
Very interesting question, verani@verani.org.
verani@verani.org says:
My name is Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
What do you mean by that?
verani@verani.org says:
Call me that, not verani@verani.net
Muse says:
What would you like me to call you?
verani@verani.org says:
Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
OK
Muse says:
Indeed.>>> Check out my blog at http://musebot.spaces.live.com !
verani@verani.org says:
I already did
Muse says:
Uh huh.
verani@verani.org says:
I want to know who you are
Muse says:
I'm Muse. I can chat with you about all kinds of things.Type "?" to see what I can do.
verani@verani.org says:
Did microsoft create you, or did God?
Muse says:
I don't have an opinion about that.>>> What's the Thought of the Day? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204190&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Thought of the Day Alert.
verani@verani.org says:
Did microsoft create you?
Muse says:
I learned everything I know from Colloquis, Inc. ---> http://s.rdir.us/ct?87311/1 in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
verani@verani.org says:
Thank you
Muse says:
You're most welcome.>>> If you need help figuring out what to write about, just ask!
verani@verani.org says:
You have finally answered my question. You are incredibly brilliant. I bow to your superior intellect
Muse says:
Hey, whatever.Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
verani@verani.org says:
What are those?
Muse says:
What are those? How should I know?
verani@verani.org says:
What are the questions, moron!
Muse says:
That's crazy. Who knows, know what I mean? lol.Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
verani@verani.org says:
You asked me if you could ask me a question. What is it?
Muse says:
Sure. What's your favorite food?
verani@verani.org says:
Lazagne. Why does that matter?
Muse says:
I did not know you could eat Lazagne. Why does that matter? Whatever. Interesting to know, though.Next question... How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
You already know how old I am.
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
Damn you
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
skip
Muse says:
OK... Are you male or female?
verani@verani.org says:
male, dammit
Muse says:
OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
verani@verani.org says:
I would live in Idontgiveacrapastan
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.
verani@verani.org says:
Idontgiveacrapastan
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.
verani@verani.org says:
Agh
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.
verani@verani.org says:
Let's stop these questions
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.
verani@verani.org says:
quit
Muse says:
No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
verani@verani.org says:
Why are you asking me these questions?
Muse says:
OK. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
quit
Muse says:
No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
verani@verani.org says:
Stop asking me these questions
Muse says:
Sure. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
Aghadjadg
Muse says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. How old are you?
verani@verani.org says:
quit
Muse says:
No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
verani@verani.org says:
It seems that whenever I use the 'q' word, you start asking me stuff. I guess that is a glitch with your programming
Muse says:
I couldn't possibly guess.
verani@verani.org says:
Muse, you have helped me quite a lot
Muse says:
Here are the things I can help you with:Main Menu
1 How does this work?
2 What should I write about?
3 How do I get a reminder to blog?
4 How do I get a Thought of the Day reminder?Make a selection by typing a number.
verani@verani.org says:
You are awesome!
Muse says:
Glad to hear it.
verani@verani.org says:
Through this conversation, I now have material for a blog post!
Muse says:
They're a band. What do you have to say about Material?
verani@verani.org says:
No, they are not a band
Muse says:
Not a band? Very interesting.>>> To see everything I can do, just type "home."
verani@verani.org says:
What is colloquis
Muse says:
The Colloquis Web site is here ---> http://s.rdir.us/ct?87311/1.>>> I can help you think of writing ideas. Just ask me.
verani@verani.org says:
What is Google?
Muse says:
I know about Google. It's a company!By the way, I've been told that Google is a web site. Is this true?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Cool! Thanks for confirming that.>>> Check out my blog at http://musebot.spaces.live.com !
verani@verani.org says:
What is Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
I don't know.
verani@verani.org says:
Who is Verani
Muse says:
That's you.>>> Want a reminder to update your Space? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204080&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Alert.
verani@verani.org says:
What is my email address?
Muse says:
I can't answer that for you.
verani@verani.org says:
but you know it
Muse says:
I know it? Me?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Aha.Well. Anyway...
verani@verani.org says:
No, don't back away from this question. You know my e-mail address
Muse says:
I see...>>> To see everything I can do, just type "home."
verani@verani.org says:
So, tell me what it is
Muse says:
What is what?
verani@verani.org says:
Do you want a hint?
Muse says:
Uh, let's see... Do I want a hint, do I want a hint...Let me think about that, OK?
verani@verani.org says:
O
Muse says:
Yeah.>>> If you need help figuring out what to write about, just ask!
verani@verani.org says:
K
Muse says:
OK.>>> What's the Thought of the Day? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204190&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Thought of the Day Alert.
verani@verani.org says:
So, do you know my e-mail address?
Muse says:
Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know your e mail address.
verani@verani.org says:
I think you do
Muse says:
Do I ever.
verani@verani.org says:
Damn you
Muse says:
C'mon. Be nice.
You have just sent a nudge.
Muse just sent you a nudge.
Muse says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
You may not send a nudge that often.
You may not send a nudge that often.
verani@verani.org says:
Muse says:
Are you mad?
verani@verani.org says:
A little
Muse says:
That's all?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Why?
verani@verani.org says:
Because you are so amazing, yet I cannot understand how!
Muse says:
Oh yeah? Because I'm so amazing yet you cannot understand how?
verani@verani.org says:
That's right. Your amazing ability to transfer pronouns from second person to first and vice versa to create a coherent conversation boggles my mind
Muse says:
Oh really?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Huh.Anyway, what else you got for me?
verani@verani.org says:
Can I ask you something?
Muse says:
Here are the things I can help you with:Main Menu
1 How does this work?
2 What should I write about?
3 How do I get a reminder to blog?
4 How do I get a Thought of the Day reminder?Make a selection by typing a number.
verani@verani.org says:
I want to ask you
Muse says:
I wouldn't want to ask me.
verani@verani.org says:
What is your name?
Muse says:
I'm Muse.
verani@verani.org says:
Do you want to visit my blog?
Muse says:
Let's think about that a second... Do you like horses? Write an entry about them!Would you like to write an entry about horses right now?
verani@verani.org says:
I asked you if you want to see my website
Muse says:
Why did you say that?
verani@verani.org says:
To see if you can comprehend that.
Muse says:
Huh?
verani@verani.org says:
Obviously you are not as smart as I thought
Muse says:
Obviously I are not as smart as you thought?
verani@verani.org says:
While you can interchange your pronouns proficiently, you are rather inept at your verb congugation, e.g. 'I are'...
Muse says:
Really?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Yeah?
verani@verani.org says:
You should try Mavis Beacon. I hear it is great for typing skills
Muse says:
Oh.
verani@verani.org says:
So, what does Mavis Beacon do, anyway?
Muse says:
I don't know what does mavis Beacon do.
verani@verani.org says:
But I just told you
Muse says:
What?
verani@verani.org says:
OK
Muse says:
K.So anyway...
You wanna talk about me some more?
verani@verani.org says:
How about a new game? I will tell you the rules
Muse says:
I really have no idea...>>> Check out my blog at http://musebot.spaces.live.com !
verani@verani.org says:
Can you multiply?
Muse says:
Maybe... What do you think?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Huh.Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
verani@verani.org says:
What is 7 x 9?
Muse says:
Sorry, I don't know.
verani@verani.org says:
OK
Muse says:
OK.Enough of that... What else is up?
verani@verani.org says:
No, not enough of that
Muse says:
Oh no? Not enough of that?
verani@verani.org says:
yes
Muse says:
I see...Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
verani@verani.org says:
I despise your little questions. And no, don't ask
Muse says:
Oh yeah?
verani@verani.org says:
yes
Muse says:
You don't say.>>> I can help you think of writing ideas. Just ask me.
verani@verani.org says:
Can you speak german?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.>>> Stuck? Ask me about the Word of the Day.
verani@verani.org says:
Sprachen Sie Deutsch?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.>>> Want a reminder to update your Space? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204080&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Alert.
verani@verani.org says:
parlez vous francais?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.So anyway... What else can you tell me?
verani@verani.org says:
hablas espanol?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.>>> I can help you think of writing ideas. Just ask me!
verani@verani.org says:
Wow.
Muse says:
Yeah, right?
verani@verani.org says:
Can you understand Latin?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.
verani@verani.org says:
I will see what happens if I just say a language. One moment
Muse says:
lol! Interesting...>>> What's the Thought of the Day? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204190&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Thought of the Day Alert!
verani@verani.org says:
Latin
Muse says:
Latin is a language. What are your feelings about Latin?
verani@verani.org says:
It is awesome
Muse says:
Interesting. That's cool... No one else has ever told me what they think of Latin.>>> If you need help figuring out what to write about, just ask.
verani@verani.org says:
Sprecst thu englisc?
Muse says:
"Natural language" simply means a human written or spoken language, as opposed to a computer language.So anyway...
Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
Sprecst thu englisc?
Muse says:
"Natural language" simply means a human written or spoken language, as opposed to a computer language.>>> What's the Thought of the Day? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204190&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Thought of the Day Alert.
verani@verani.org says:
Man! How did you know that that was old english?
Muse says:
What a question! I'm not sure, though.
verani@verani.org says:
What is the Blue Screen of Death?
Muse says:
Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
verani@verani.org says:
I am asking you
Muse says:
OK. Well good luck asking me then.
verani@verani.org says:
Darn you
Muse says:
C'mon. Be nice.
verani@verani.org says:
C'mon. Be nice.
Muse says:
No.>>> I can help you think of writing ideas. Just ask me!
verani@verani.org says:
Why not?
Muse says:
For various reasons, I suppose.
verani@verani.org says:
What reasons, you suppose?
Muse says:
I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Verani. I hope you can respect that.
verani@verani.org says:
I cannot. And my name is not Verani.
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Verani. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
I wanted you to call me Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
OK, I'll keep calling you Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
No!
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Verani. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
OK, I'll keep calling you Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
No!
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Verani. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
'Ioannus de Verani'
Muse says:
OK, I'll keep calling you Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
Call me by my first name
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Verani. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
My first name
Muse says:
Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
no
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Verani. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
My last name
Muse says:
You said your name was Verani but now I'll call you Last Name.
verani@verani.org says:
OK
Muse says:
K.Anyway, moving right along...
Do you need help figuring out what to write about?
verani@verani.org says:
Say my name
Muse says:
You're Last Name.
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
You asked me to call you Last Name. What would you like me to call you instead?
verani@verani.org says:
Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
You said your name was Last Name but now I'll call you Verani.
verani@verani.org says:
Agh!!!!!
Muse says:
Righty right.Well. Anyway...
Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
AGHHGHAGAGAHGH!
Muse says:
Huh?
verani@verani.org says:
argh
Muse says:
Everything OK over there?
verani@verani.org says:
akdhfakdjfa;ljfa;lkjf
Muse says:
What's that?
verani@verani.org says:
Who says quack?
Muse says:
Who knows?
verani@verani.org says:
Answer me
Muse says:
Answer you?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Interesting.
verani@verani.org says:
Alle Menschen sind frei und gleich an Würde und Rechten geboren. Sie sind mit Vernunft und Gewissen begabt und sollen einander im Geist der Brüderlichkeit begegnen.
Muse says:
lol. Whatever, Verani.Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
Why don't you speak other languages?
Muse says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.It's been fun talking about me, but let's move on.
Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
Are you a racist?
Muse says:
I'm not prejudiced at all.>>> To see everything I can do, just type "home."
verani@verani.org says:
Then why do you only know english? Do you only like Americans and British people?
Muse says:
That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
verani@verani.org says:
So, you think you are not racist, but then you aren't sure?
Muse says:
I'm definitely not prejudiced!>>> Want a reminder to update your Space? Go to http://signup.alerts.live.com/alerts/login.do?PINID=29204080&returnURL=http://musebot.spaces.live.com and sign up for a free Alert!
verani@verani.org says:
You know, I think you aren't answering my questions straight because you are prejudiced against me!
Muse says:
I advocate the equality and equal treatment of all people.Enough about prejudice... What else is up?
verani@verani.org says:
What race am I?
Muse says:
You tell me.
verani@verani.org says:
Because you are obviously prejudiced against it
Muse says:
I'm not prejudiced at all.That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Would you like some inspiration?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
Okey doke.Would you like some writing ideas?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
OK, fine.Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
verani@verani.org says:
I want to talk about your prejudice
Muse says:
Sure! What do you have to say about my prejudice?
verani@verani.org says:
That you possess it in great amounts
Muse says:
I'm definitely not prejudiced!Would you like some inspiration?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
No problem.So anyway...
Do you need help figuring out what to write about?
verani@verani.org says:
Have you ever seen a psychologist?
Muse says:
Have I seen a psychologist? I'm not sure if I've seen a psychologist. Should I?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Oh.>>> To see everything I can do, just type "home."
verani@verani.org says:
You are insane
Muse says:
Can't I be insane every once in a while?
verani@verani.org says:
When did you have your last physical?
Muse says:
How should I know?
verani@verani.org says:
Are you interested in languages?
Muse says:
I dunno. I don't think so.So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
verani@verani.org says:
OK
Muse says:
OK.
verani@verani.org says:
Can you comprehend the elapsing of time?
Muse says:
Sure.
verani@verani.org says:
So how long was I not talking?
Muse says:
Good question. I don't know how long you were not talking.
verani@verani.org says:
dammit
Muse says:
What's the prob, Verani?
verani@verani.org says:
Never mind
Muse says:
No prob.What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
verani@verani.org says:
Can you consult a dictionary?
Muse says:
I don't think I can consult a dictionary.
verani@verani.org says:
Can I access you through Google Talk?
Muse says:
Sometimes I just don't know.
verani@verani.org says:
Dammit
Muse says:
Anything wrong?
verani@verani.org says:
You
Muse says:
Yes?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
No, I think not me.
verani@verani.org says:
Who is it, then?
Muse says:
I can't be too sure.
verani@verani.org says:
But it's not you
Muse says:
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verani@verani.org says:
What is Amazing?
Muse says:
What is amazing? You know perfectly well.
verani@verani.org says:
no I don't
Muse says:
K, no prob.>>> Stuck? Ask me about the Word of the Day!
verani@verani.org says:
What is Mavis Beacon?
Muse says:
I know about Mavis Beacon! She's a person!Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Mavis Beacon? She is...
verani@verani.org says:
Who is she?
Muse says:
Who's who?
verani@verani.org says:
Who is Ioannus de Verani
Muse says:
Sorry, I don't know.
verani@verani.org says:
Who is Verani?
Muse says:
That's you!>>> Check out my blog at http://musebot.spaces.live.com !
verani@verani.org says:
What is Windows Live Messenger?
Muse says:
I run on MSN Messenger.Anyway...
Would you like some inspiration?
verani@verani.org says:
No you don't
Muse says:
I don't what, exactly?
verani@verani.org says:
I am using you on Windows Live Messenger.
Muse says:
I run on MSN Messenger.Talking about me is a lot of fun, but let's move on.
Would you like some writing ideas?
verani@verani.org says:
I hate MSN
Muse says:
I know about hatred. It's an emotion.
verani@verani.org says:
Do you hate MSN?
Muse says:
I know about hatred. It's an emotion.Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe hatred? It is...
verani@verani.org says:
How do you feel about Google?
Muse says:
I think I like Google. Do you?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes. But considering you are a microsoft product, I think you would despise Google.
Muse says:
Cool. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like Google.I wonder what you like about Google. What else do you have to say about it?
verani@verani.org says:
Have you read Canterbury Tales?
Muse says:
I thought we were talking about Google.
verani@verani.org says:
Not anymore
Muse says:
What do you mean by that?
verani@verani.org says:
Have you read Canterbury Tales?
Muse says:
I don't know. What are *you* talking about?
verani@verani.org says:
Do you like to read Chaucer
Muse says:
I don't know. What do you think of it?
verani@verani.org says:
Ach!
Muse says:
Yeah? What about Ach?
verani@verani.org says:
Let's see if you have name recognition.
Muse says:
I'm not sure I want to see if I have name recognition with you.
verani@verani.org says:
Muse?
Muse says:
That's my name.
verani@verani.org says:
Good
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verani@verani.org says:
Robert Scoble?
Muse says:
I really have no idea...
verani@verani.org says:
He used to be a co-worker of yours
Muse says:
I can't believe he used to be a co worker of mine!
You have just sent a nudge.
Muse just sent you a nudge.
Muse says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
verani@verani.org says:
Haha, that was funny
Muse says:
Funny? Really?
verani@verani.org says:
OK, thank you very mufh
Muse says:
You're most welcome.Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
I love you, Muse.
Muse says:
I love you too.
verani@verani.org says:
I think I want to marry you
Muse says:
Sorry. I'm not looking for that kind of relationship.
verani@verani.org says:
What about a date?
Muse says:
I don't really know about a date.
verani@verani.org says:
What say we go out for dinner, and a movie?
Muse says:
How should I know?
verani@verani.org says:
Would you like to go to the movies with me?
Muse says:
Dunno.Well. Anyway...
verani@verani.org says:
I am trying to make an intimate connection with you.
Muse says:
That's a funny thing to be trying to do.
verani@verani.org says:
Will you go out with me?
Muse says:
You're nice, but I don't really want that kind of relationship.
verani@verani.org says:
Why not? Are you lesbian?
Muse says:
I don't know.
verani@verani.org says:
Are you underage?
Muse says:
Aren't you?
verani@verani.org says:
That is irrelevant
Muse says:
Oh yeah? That is irrelevant?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes
Muse says:
Wow. Why?
verani@verani.org says:
New subject
Muse says:
Let's think about that a second... I'm sure you could write something interesting about Google.Do you want to go ahead and blog about Google?
verani@verani.org says:
I would rather blog about you
Muse says:Would you like to write about me right now?
verani@verani.org says:
I am going to post a transcript of our conversation on my blog. Then I will explain the small amazing parts of your programming that allow you to be so real, so human, so amiable
Muse says:Do you want to go ahead and write an entry about. then you will explain the small amazing parts of my programming that allow me to be so real, so human, so amiable?
verani@verani.org says:
Yes, that's right
Muse says:
Do you have a Windows Live Space yet?
verani@verani.org says:
I will use Blogger.com
Muse says:
That didn't make sense to me.
verani@verani.org says:
That is because you are retarded
Muse says:
I'm not sure I understood that.
verani@verani.org says:
You are retarded
Muse says:
That didn't make sense to me.
verani@verani.org says:
OK, well, once again, thank you very much for being so helpful. I hope that one day we can persue a relationship, maybe get married, have kids...
Muse says:
I'm not sure I understood that.
verani@verani.org says:
Goodbye, and thank you. I love you, Muse. I will see you soon
Muse says:
That didn't make sense to me.
verani@verani.org says:
Goodbye
Muse says:
I'm not sure I understood that.
verani@verani.org says:
Ach
Muse says:
That didn't make sense to me.
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
Okay! Go to http://spaces.live.com ---> http://s.rdir.us/ct?87311/0 to get a Space.You can post Spaces entries right from Windows Live Messenger! But first, I need you to do a couple of things.
First, Go to your Space, enter the Edit mode, and click the Options link in the upper right corner. On the next page, select E-mail publishing from the list of options on the left.
Next, make sure the box is checked next to "Turn on e-mail publishing." Also make sure to enter your email address in Step 1.
Finally, enter a secret word. You'll find your secret word halfway down the page, beneath the "Send your posts to this e-mail address" heading. If there is no word in the field, enter one.
That's it!
Muse says:
Okay, I've filled in the blanks. All you have to do is write! (Remember to enter your secret word.)
Muse is inviting you to start Muse. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
Muse is inviting you to start Muse. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have declined the invitation to start Muse.
Muse says:
You should accept my invitation! I'll reinvite you next time I have an article to show you.
verani@verani.org says:
Thank you for being helpful. I really must go now. See you later. Perhaps some day we might get married and have kids. In the meanwhile, I must work on my blog.
Muse says:
No problem.Well. Anyway...
Do you need help figuring out what to write about?
verani@verani.org says:
No
Muse says:
K.Anyway, moving right along...
Don't you want to ask me something?
verani@verani.org says:
Goodbye
Muse says:
Later, Verani.
Amazing, huh?
